The "GALA SMOKING" I am researcher who replaces Adolf Almond. My name is Ademar and as you know I'm half man and half bird. Then you will pass to narrate as he was researching. ************************************************** ********* It was the night of the Oscars. Like every year, presented the winners had touched. But something failed ... One of the participants had not yet arrived ... It must have been to jam the roads. Or maybe not n'enrecordava? This strange situation I saw wrapped stank of rotten fish ... or worse ... stink of burning. So he decided to go to one of the representatives of the law and warn him of what made me a bad feeling. After telling me that nothing happened, I began to recite the list of champions: Good night everyone ... Every year, I have the honor to represent the Oscars. For starters we have the winner of the best B.S.O. film ... I proudly present to you Lee Glasgow, which for me is one of the best composers of all time. Then we have ...